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Christopher Hitchens

Christopher Eric Hitchens was an Anglo-American author, columnist, essayist, orator, religious and literary critic, social critic, and journalist.

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A priest of Kingsmore_vert

There was a young priest of Kings

Who's mind was upon higher things.

But his true heart's desire,

Was a boy in the choir,

With an ass like a jelly on springs.


by Christopher Hitchens


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A fella named Skinnermore_vert

There was a fella named Skinner,

Who took this young girl out to dinner,

Everything was going fine,

And by half past nine,

It was in her, not Skinner the dinner.


by Christopher Hitchens


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An engine drivermore_vert

There was an engine driver named Hunt,

Who was given an engine to shunt,

Saw a runaway truck,

By yelling out "duck,"

Saved the life of the fella in front.


by Christopher Hitchens


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Latin limerickmore_vert

There was a young man named Rex,

With exceedingly small organs of sex,

So in charge with exposure,

He replied, with composure,

De minimis non curat lex.


by Christopher Hitchens


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