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Coen brothers

The Coen brothers, are American filmmakers, their films span many genres and styles, which they frequently subvert or parody.[2] Their best-reviewed works include Fargo (1996), The Big Lebowski.

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Date in the Cretaceousmore_vert

She did not date in Early Cretaceous,

Being spiky, cold-blooded, pugnacious;

And then how many males

Go for vulva with scales

And vaginas so clammy and spacious?


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Dutch Elmmore_vert

Be he victim or vandal or sleaze,

He ignores Pete the Park Ranger’s pleas:

Not to put on a condom,

Pete says, is beyond him

These days what with Dutch Elm Disease.


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Tree huggermore_vert

A young man who fucks knotholes in trees

Says revenge is his reason, and he’s

Had relations with shrubs

Since the best garden clubs

Snubbed his purple and pink peonies.


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Katherinemore_vert

"Cat," he said at the bar. "Really. Is

That for Katherine, Miss? — Mrs.? Uh... Ms.?"

She blinked blankly at him,

Lifted one lazy limb,

Licked her privates, and trod upon his.


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Misdirectedmore_vert

In the dark, the girl’s innocent chum

Misdirected his dick up her bum.

Being told gently so,

The lad piped, “Penis? No!

This is how I’ve stopped sucking my thumb!”


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