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Kingsley Amis

Sir Kingsley William Amis, CBE was an English novelist, poet, critic, and teacher. He wrote more than 20 novels, six volumes of poetry, a memoir, various short stories, radio and television scripts, and more.

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On Philip Toynbeemore_vert

One cannot when dealing with Toynbee,

Just pay him back in his own coin be

Cause talking such piss

Would come rather amiss,

And so how would a kick in the groin be?


by Kingsley Amis


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On Brigid Brophymore_vert

The first man to fuck Brigid Borphy,

Was awarded the Krafft-Ebing Trophy,

Plus 10'000 quid,

Which, for what the chap did,

Will be widely denounced as a low fee


by Kingsley Amis


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At the zoo IImore_vert

When I came back to roger the gnu,

I was scarcely delayed coming through,

And the staff – most polite,

Cried, “please stay overnight”,

It’s a privilege granted to few.


by Kingsley Amis


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