One cannot when dealing with Toynbee,
Just pay him back in his own coin be
Cause talking such piss
Would come rather amiss,
And so how would a kick in the groin be?
The first man to fuck Brigid Borphy,
Was awarded the Krafft-Ebing Trophy,
Plus 10'000 quid,
Which, for what the chap did,
Will be widely denounced as a low fee
When I came back to roger the gnu,
I was scarcely delayed coming through,
And the staff – most polite,
Cried, “please stay overnight”,
It’s a privilege granted to few.