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Michael Ray Burch

Michael Ray Burch is an award-winning American poet.

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A leopardessmore_vert

There once was a leopardess, Dot,

Who indignantly answered: "I’ll not!

The gents are impressed

With the way that I’m dressed.

I wouldn’t change even one spot!"


by Michael Ray Burch


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Time flows backwardmore_vert

Hawking, who makes my head spin,

Says time may flow backward, I grin,

Imagining the surprise

In my mother's eyes

When I head for the womb once again!


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Asstronomicalmore_vert

Relativity, the theorists’ creed,

Says mass increases with speed.

My (m)ass grows when I sit it.

Mr. Einstein, get with it;

Equate its deflation, I plead!


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Cosmological constantmore_vert

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,

Said E equals MC squared.

Thus all mass decreases,

As activity ceases?

Not my mass, my ass declared!


by Michael Ray Burch


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