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Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash was an American poet well known for his light verse, of which he wrote over 500 pieces. With his unconventional rhyming schemes, he was declared the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry.

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Wine hermore_vert

Although candy is dandy, what’s finer

And much quicker is liquor, so wine her.

Is a peck on the cheek

All the boon that you seek?

Tut! The odds say your goal’s her vaginer.


by Ogden Nash


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A fly and fleamore_vert

A flea and a fly in a flue,

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


by Ogden Nash


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A belle of Natchezmore_vert

There was a young belle of old Natchez,

Whose garments were always in patchez.

When comments arose,

On the state of her clothes,

She replied, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez."


by Ogden Nash


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