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Salman Rushdie

Sir Ahmad Salman Rushdie, is a British Indian novelist and essayist. His novel, Midnight's Children , won the Booker Prize in 1981.

Limericks

An old man from Japanmore_vert

There was an old man of Japan

Who could never get limericks to scan,

And when they asked him why,

He replied, with a sigh,

Well you see it's because I always try and get as many words in the last line as I possibly can.


by Salman Rushdie


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On Kim Kardashianmore_vert

The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian

Was krushed like a kar in a krashian.

Her Kris kried, "Not Fair!

Why kan't I keep my share?"

But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian


by Salman Rushdie


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