There was an old man of Japan
Who could never get limericks to scan,
And when they asked him why,
He replied, with a sigh,
Well you see it's because I always try and get as many words in the last line as I possibly can.
The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian
Was krushed like a kar in a krashian.
Her Kris kried, "Not Fair!
Why kan't I keep my share?"
But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian