She did not date in Early Cretaceous,
Being spiky, cold-blooded, pugnacious;
And then how many males
Go for vulva with scales
And vaginas so clammy and spacious?
"Cat," he said at the bar. "Really. Is
That for Katherine, Miss? — Mrs.? Uh... Ms.?"
She blinked blankly at him,
Lifted one lazy limb,
Licked her privates, and trod upon his.
There was a young man named Rex,
With exceedingly small organs of sex,
So in charge with exposure,
He replied, with composure,
De minimis non curat lex.